Archives for the ‘Blog Events’ Category

Thirteen Irish Blessings and Sayings

By Jerry • Mar 12th, 2008 • Category: Blog Events

St. Patrick’s Day is just around the corner. Many of us will celebrate the day with corned beef and cabbage, or in my case, corned beef and potatoes, most likely some colcannon and a few other more traditional Irish dishes. With this, of course is a required beer or three, preferably a good Irish beer. (I don’t get the green beer thing, I actually prefer a certain red beer on…



Thirteen Random Kitchen Tips

By Jerry • Mar 5th, 2008 • Category: Blog Events

I thought I’d take a break from my usual adoration/bashing of all things TV Chef related and simply dish up a list of helpful tips for your day-to-day kitchen life. These tips are in no particular order or by any degree of usefulness, I just grabbed thirteen that I thought would be helpful.
If you like the idea, I’ll add a once per week kitchen tip to the regular lineup…



Five Sordid Facts About Jerry

By Jerry • Feb 23rd, 2008 • Category: Blog Events

Looks like I’m workin’ hard, dunnit?
I don’t usually fall victim succumb to the urge to participate in most meme’s, but when the Good Dr. Biggles from Meathenge tags you with one, you just have to answer the call. The topic had me grinning anyway. I mean, who can resist dishing a little dirt, especially when you’re dishing it about yourself! The when you’re done dishin’ your own dirt, you get to…



Thirteen Things about Chef Cat Cora

By Jerry • Feb 20th, 2008 • Category: Blog Events


For those that know me for my need to destroy those Food network Celebrity “chefs” that I find to be lacking in culinary skills of any kind, this post will most likely shock and amaze you.  This week’s Thirteen focuses on someone I highly admire, not only for her skills as a chef, but for her efforts in the war on world hunger.
Most of you probably know Chef Cora…



My Thirteen favorite food blogs and food bloggers

By Jerry • Jan 30th, 2008 • Category: Blog Events

We interrupt this weeks scheduled Food Network snark session due to head cold.  Seriously, I just can’t be all that sharp witted when I’m thinking in a fog, and whether I’m going to dish out praise or shame on a Food Network celebrity, I’m going to do it to the best of my ability.  This usually entails at least two days of research on the topic, and I have not…



Thirteen more things I hate about Sandra Lee

By Jerry • Jan 23rd, 2008 • Category: Blog Events

(For those of you who have not read one of my posts on Sandra Lee in the past, here’s a bit of a warning…
I do not like this person. I am ruthless and more than a bit cruel when discussing her. This is not going to be a read in praise of Aunt Sandy. You have been warned!
If you are a Sandra lee fan, please read the bottom…



Thirteen Things about Chef Robert Irvine and Dinner: Impossible

By Jerry • Jan 16th, 2008 • Category: Blog Events


[EDIT: If you are looking for information on Chef Robert falsifying his resume, please see this post instead!]
There are a lot of shows that I dislike on Food Network, there’s no secret there. Of the few I do truly enjoy watching, at least two are reality shows rather than actual cooking segments. One of these is Dinner: Impossible. That show begins its new season tonight, and next week the show…



Thirteen Things about Robin Miller

By Jerry • Jan 9th, 2008 • Category: Blog Events


I’ll be honest, I want to hate Robin Miller, but I just can’t seem to gain that kind of passion about her. Of all the bobbleheads in the current Food Network roundup, Robin is simply the least passion inspiring of them all. Oh, she has a good tip or recipe from time to time, and what she produces usually doesn’t look like it would cause a revolt at my table,…



Thursday Thirteen #15, Bobbleheads on parade

By Jerry • Sep 5th, 2007 • Category: Blog Events
Bobbleheads on parade

As you’ve probably noticed, I’ve had the holidays on my mind a bit. In that mindset, I started thinking up a little holiday tune. Please give it up for the Moron Ta-Beer-nacle choir as they sing the first few verses of the soon-to-be Christmas classic “Bobbleheads on Parade”. (Sung to the tune of “Parade of the Wooden Soldiers”)
Food Network’s doors are locked up tight
And everything is quiet for…


Thursday Thirteen #14, Conditions for acceptance into the bobblehead brigade

By Jerry • Aug 22nd, 2007 • Category: Blog Events
Criteria necessary for inclusion in the “Bobblehead Brigade”

In past Thursday Thirteens I have lamented the fate of Food Network and chronicled the antics of what has come to be known “Food Network’s Bobblehead Brigade”. For those interested, I did not coin that phrase, nor is “bobblehead brigade” exclusive to the new crop of Food TV celebrities. It’s also being used to describe the current crop of celeb-deb’s, such as Paris,…