Ladies and gentlemen, I’m proud (and a little frightened) to announce that this week heralds the return of my dark, food snobbish self.  I’ve left the food snob locked in a closet since July 2007.  To say he’s been itching to get out and lay down a thorough tongue lashing on more than on topic would be an aggregious understatement at best.

Since his release from captivity he’s been camped out on our sofa eating bagettes and brie with my best bottle of cabernet and watching Food Network and Fine Living.  The occasional snort and expletive can be heard on a regular basis, as can mad scribbling noises on the screen of his smartphone.  In fact, the only time I’ve not heard something derogatory coming from his all-too-cultured mouth has been while watching Anthony Bourdain, Ina Garton or PBS cooking shows on Saturday Morning.  This looks like it’s going to prove to be interesting.

For those who haven’t read the Food Snob Chronicles, just click here and go check ‘em out.

And for the record, no, that’s not me in the photos.  The model’s name is (as far as I can tell) Yanc from Canada, and he’s been the official face of The Food Snob Chronicles since day one.  He’ll remain the face of the series until it ends.

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