I have been banished from my kitchen! Kicked out, evicted, nixed. I am under orders to “stay out of the way” for the day.

My kitchen is overrun with strange devices, the uses of which elude me completely. There are a bevy of small devices my wife assures me are called “Mesh-oor-ing” cups and spoons. I think we’ve had them for some time, but I’ve never actually seen them used. There is a bread maker on the counter. A contraption I am told actually creates home cooked bread all by itself! It’s all very fascinating really, in a strange, mad scientist’s laboratory kind-of-way.

The stand mixer has been employed for the manufacture of cookies, and I’m told there will be other treats coming from my heretofore bakery free cooking zone, along with a lovely dinner at the end.

I can hardly wait.

Don’t worry, I’ll keep everyone up to date on the strange and rather spooky developments occurring in “the room I must not enter for the rest of the day.” I’m sure they’ll be well worth the anticipation.

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