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8 ways common pantry supplies could help you survive a zombie outbreak

Jerry — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:11:40 +0000

It’s that time of the Apocalypse calendar again. Zombie outbreaks loom on the horizon and here at CbsoP, we take these things seriously. In this edition I’m going to give you a few pointers for ways that common pantry items could help save you and your family during a possible zombie outbreak. Read carefully, this information could save your life.

This information is presented in no specific order of importance. I know that not all pantries contain the same ingredients, so I’ll try to be as general as possible, hoping that I can cover at least a few of the items that you might already have at hand during a trying time like this…

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Post tags: April fools, for laughs, funnies, funny, Humor, Personal Ramblings, Zombies

OK, This is just funny!

Jerry — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:16:01 +0000

This is a true story sent to my wife. It was so hilarious I just had to pass it along!

*PREGNANT TURKEY STORY *

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s
house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my
sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the
store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
inserted it … [visit site to read more]

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Post tags: foodie jokes, funnies, Humor, Personal Ramblings

Warm thoughts for our undead friends this Holiday Season

Jerry — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:31:24 +0000

This from the equal rights and opportunities department at CbsoP.com. Because we care about all of our readers, even those who may no longer be among the living, just as long as their rotting fingers can click on an ad, that is. Or in case of some strange post apocalyptic catastrophe that should render any of my currently living readers among the legions of the walking dead, we still want to make sure that you’re eating as you should and in that bent, I present you with:

The Zombie … [visit site to read more]

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The Dangers of bread, and why it should be regulated.

Jerry — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:36:06 +0000

Bread Is Dangerous

More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza … [visit site to read more]

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